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Not Surprised…

BanSUVs — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:43:13 +0000

What an asshole…

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Redneck Hummer

BanSUVs — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:20:02 +0000

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Yeee Haawww!

BanSUVs — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:08:44 +0000

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Tattooed, chopped HUMMER H2 convertible spotted in – yep – Abu Dhabi

BanSUVs — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:08:10 +0000

“Hello, Abu Dhabi? Yeah, this is Taste. I’m outta here.” Well, you can’t really blame Taste now can you? There’s only so much abuse a sense can take, and the motorists of Abu Dhabi – the same gulf emirate that ordered up the gold-plated Rolls-Royce – have taken things one step too far. Several, actually.

Your eyes do not deceive you, and this is not available for rent to drive your kids to their homecoming. This custom HUMMER H2 convertible was spotted at the Emirates Palace Hotel, a location whose overdeveloped sense of opulence is rivaled only by the horrid monstrosity parked in front.

A topless HUMMER? Okay, the original H1 was available without a roof, but not with a seven-seat, red leather interior, a matching tribal pattern paint job, blistered wheel arches housing chrome wheels and what appears to be a hood scoop packed with a row of driving lights. You know, just in case someone could have missed this tooling around the streets of Abu Dhabi at night.

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DUMMER: Like Nothing Else

BanSUVs — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:36:11 +0000

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Hawaiian Chevy Dealer Attempts To Crush Honda With Suburban, Fails

BanSUVs — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:25:26 +0000

A Hawaiian Chevrolet dealership setup a jacked-up Suburban to crush a vintage Honda Accord to send a message to anyone buying Japanese. The message became somewhat cluttered when the tiny Honda broke the SUV.

James Severtson, the general sales manager of Island Chevrolet in Hilo, Hawaii, hired a Chevrolet Suburban monster truck to drive over a used Honda Accord before a large crowd in order to highlight the importance and strength of American automakers. Instead, Severtson highlighted domestic quality issues when the truck blew a hydraulic hose and started leaking fluid after its first pass over the Accord. A few hours later the truck was repaired and the Accord, which proved to be too tough a competitor, was replaced with a Hyundai Excel.

This time it went off without a hitch. Let that be a lesson to you. If at first you don’t succeed go to the White House for help try, try again.

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The SUV Scooter

BanSUVs — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:28:05 +0000

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Dogbert on SUVs

BanSUVs — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:33:05 +0000

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Priceless SUV

BanSUVs — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:22:32 +0000

Luxury SUV… $50,000.00

Custom Wheels… $5,000.00

Custom Stereo… $3,000.00

Seizing it from a drug dealer… Priceless

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God only knows….

BanSUVs — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 18:55:01 +0000

Along the same lines as the popular “What does Jesus drive” bumperstickers, I’d like to share this…

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